Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A Million Bucks

David: Daniel, what would you do with a million dollars?
Daniel: I'd put it on the floor.
David: On the floor? Then what would you do with it?
Daniel: I'd vacuum it up.
David: Well, what would you buy with a million dollars?
Daniel: Just M&Ms, tips (chocolate covered raisins), cupcakes, and cake. Yeah.

Remind me to never give that child a million dollars.

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