J Pop's Sayings

Here are a few funny things Jacob (J Pop) has said over the last few months that I don't want to forget!

(Before going to mass)
David: Why do you look so handsome?
Jacob: Because God made me that way.
David: Why?
Jacob: Because I used to be a cat and then I was a boy.

(when David told him to be quiet in the van)
Jacob: But my mouth is going all crazy!

(when David smacked the top of his head)
Jacob: Did he vacuum my head?!

(when walking out of Daniel's school)
Jacob: Daniel, when we were going in to your school, we saw a monkey!
Me: That wasn't a monkey.  It was a ground squirrel.....

He's a funny kid.  :)